About once a week, usually when I'm extra late getting home from work (like tonight), I absolutely panic about what to write here on this lovely blog o' mine. I become the blogging equivalent of a frozen, quivering bunny rabbit-- a metaphor that makes my blog a drooling, fang-bared coyote-- yick.
My solution to the quivering bunny/drooling coyote situation tends to be a call to WP, which usually goes something like this: "HiHowareyouCanIpostapictureofJack?"
Proud Mama that she is, WP always ever so graciously agrees, and I breathe a deep, DEEP sigh of relief. Because, and here's the thing, who doesn't love a Jack picture?
No one sane doesn't love a Jack picture.
It's actually a test the shrink-types are using now. They show patients a picture of Jack and if the patient likes it, they're sane. And if they don't... straight to the looney bin, no passing go, no collecting two hundred dollars. Seriously, it saves the state, like, TONS of money.
So I was thinking about this conundrum on the ride home today, and I realized that WP and Jack aren't my only Blog Emergency resources. There are, in fact, other people I can count on!
Who are those people, you say?
YOU, of course!!! Silly you, acting all coy, like you didn't know all along.
Rule Two, of course, remains in place (Oops, I meant Rule One. They're my rules, and I only have two of them, why do I always get them confused?)-- which means no matter how nicely (or not nicely) anyone asks, I am never going to write a defense of whatever the name was of that Lie to Me episode we did that everyone hates, or the college campus episode of Dollhouse (Joss's part was great), or that stupid black-tar-heroin-in-the-church-candles episode we did on The Shield. For that matter, I'm not going to get into any of the GREAT episodes of television we've done, either-- and there are far more good ones than bad, thankfully.
But any other topics that interest you are fair game. What would you like to read about here? What should I be writing about that I'm not? Lemme have it. Help me expand my Emergency Blogging Topics List.
Because the quivering bunny thing doesn't look good on me. And this blog is way too sweet to be a drooling coyote.