Apparently, it's not enough that my internet service is down.
Apparently, my computer also feels the need to get into the my-technology-is-screwing-me game.
So here's what I have to say to you, internet: bite me. And screw you right back, computer. I will conquer you. I WILL WIN. Yes, you may cost me a thousand dollars and my last nerve. But this is not over.
I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN.
YOUR. ASS. IS. MINE.
So glad that's off my chest.