Tonight, I parked a block down and walked back.
When I went into the store, I heard someone behind me saying "Excuse me," but I didn't really think anything of it. I mean, people say "excuse me" in stores all the time. Usually not to me.
But then he said it again, and it seemed to be coming from behind me, so I turned around.
And here's what the guy said.
"I'm sorry, but you are gorgeous. I saw you walk by, and I just had to come and talk to you."
This is A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED.
And he seemed normal. And tall.
I mean, aside from the following me down the street.
And the poor vision.
So... I gave him my number.
I mean, why the hell not? (Okay, one why the hell not would be that I've been trying to get pregnant for eight months. And there are probably a million others, but I didn't have time to think of them.)
And now I cannot stop laughing. Because, really.