When my college friend Lesley was in town a couple weeks ago, she totally made fun of the California-ness of my kale smoothies. Which... y'know. I mean, who can blame her? (Although, once she tasted them, she did have to admit they taste pretty good.)
Now she's REALLY gonna make fun of me. Cuz as of today, I have a juicer...
And starting tomorrow I'm going to have trays of wheatgrass growing in my breakfast room.
If anyone sees the old, normal me on the street, will you please tell her where I live? Cuz I seriously miss her.