The good news is, I've found a wonderful rescue organization that's going to help me find George a new home. Hopefully soon! And in the meantime, Moose and Daisy and George are all getting along like gangbusters. (Knock on wood.) Turns out, George does know how to play, and he's damn good at it.
He still can't be my dog, but his adorable temperament certainly makes his time with me easier and more fun!